[2.0.68] Standalone client cannot communicate with servers

[thesixthroc]

Bug report. As pictured (and with attached log), since roughly the release of 2.0.69 my standalone client now fails to communicate with the Wube servers for either game updates, mod downloads, or multiplayer lobbies. Error messages are slim. I am in the UK.

There appears to be nothing different on my end. I tried enabling a VPN and got the same behavior. Every other internet-connected game on this device works seamlessly.