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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by Sigma1 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:17 pm

You think of adding GPUs as adding speed modules. You now have 4 of them. You only need one for factorio...
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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by wat3rstone » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:54 pm

So you then buy 4 more monitors and 4 more copies of the game along with 4 more keyboards to maximize productivity on a map with 4 characters.
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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by Aeternus » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:56 pm

And then buy a server rack so you can put more instances on fresh blades to further expand your player count and productivity. It's known the game supports well over 500 connections after all...

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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by HammerPiano » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:05 pm

When you can't stop hear assembling machines doing their thing.

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Post by Jap2.0 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:13 am

Aeternus wrote:And then buy a server rack so you can put more instances on fresh blades to further expand your player count and productivity. It's known the game supports well over 500 connections after all...
What is the theoretical maximum? It's not 256 - is it 65,536? 4,294,967,296? 18,446,744,073,709,551,616?
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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by wat3rstone » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:39 pm

you start seeing office hallways as rail networks
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Post by vanatteveldt » Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:34 pm

wat3rstone wrote:you start seeing office hallways as rail networks
If you still have time to go to the office you're not playing enough factorio :)

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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by Sigma1 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:00 pm

When you avoid said hallways so you don't get hit by trains
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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by wat3rstone » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:37 pm

But then you realize you are a train so you load with locomotives and nuclear fuel, so the other train is dead not you
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Post by Aeternus » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:57 pm

wat3rstone wrote:But then you realize you are a train so you load with locomotives and nuclear fuel, so the other train is dead not you
And then you rip out your computer's innards so you have a cargo of electronics to take to "the mall".

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Post by featherwinglove » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:34 am

If you see someone in Minecraft sneak-jumping and randomly throwing crafting ingredients at furnaces and IC2 machines and then punching them, he might be trying to pause, clear his hand, and open the GUI without breaking the machine, respectively. Because he's just switched from a long Factorio binge and forgot that just Minecraft isn't as good in some ways. (Ima go back into the Age of Engineering modpack and not do any of this for at least ten minutes :mrgreen: )

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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by Julissa Doe » Mon May 07, 2018 9:13 pm

When you start using your knowledge of statistics to increase your efficiency in game...

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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by wat3rstone » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:34 pm

When you find a way to do 1000% 100% of the time.
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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by disentius » Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:35 pm

Your first thought after a spacex launch is: "how many science packs per minute?"

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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by golfmiketango » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:53 am

You've stopped eating fish because it's an intermediate product.

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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by featherwinglove » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:44 am

...you throw on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov5pxaIbJlM while playing the associated RedMew map, and a few minutes later, the video ends, the sun is up, the phone rings and it's your boss wondering if you died.

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Post by foodfactorio » Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:47 am

is that the 10 hours one? :)
(also me from the mod portal - im not dustine lol) = https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Dustine/ ... ssion/9108
my 1st Mod Idea :) viewtopic.php?f=33&t=50256

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Post by featherwinglove » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:52 am

foodfactorio wrote:
Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:47 am
is that the 10 hours one? :)
Yup...

I just posted a comment on Youtube in response to "Another good enough from Bethesda that ended up biting them in the ass" with "Biter is the enemy of good enough."

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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Post by Mauslag PIngman » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:21 pm

https://youtu.be/6GkdCiqsFUI?t=26 Some music

Child protective services knocks on your door because they want to talk to you about an incident at school and the naming convention of your children, but you don't think there's anything odd about naming your sons Biter, Buffer, Splitter and Blue Express and you've already told Splitter his name is Splitter not Spitter and its not okay to spit at the other children so that shouldn't happen again. In any case its the brats at school who keep calling him Spitter instead of Splitter, which is what started the whole incident. Frankly, you're having a heck of time rounding up your dogs MK2 and Roboport who seem to have been set off by the visit from the CPS lady, the helicopters and the blaring general alarm. You'd appreciate it if she and the sheriff called in advance. "Don't really see why any of this is necessary" you protest as they carry you out to the van handcuffed and ankle tied. Just before they throw you in the back you notice a few cops standing in a semicircle around a pile of something on the ground next to whats left of your experimental acid spray defense turret.

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