Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

[eradicator]

Your logistic robots launch a rocket towards earth to fetch version 0.16. The rocket hits an asteroid, sending it crashing down onto your factory. All that is left is a 2km large smolding crater.

When the rocket hit the asteroid there were also several smaller fragments launched into outer space. One of those fragments happend to pass pretty close to earth. It is pulled in by the gravity of the earth and turns into a micro-meteorite. This meteorite punches through the roof of a famous praguean office building, hitting a data server. Becaues the meteorite is so small it only causes very little damage, namely it destroys all ._6 version data. You're back to factorio 0.1.

I request my logistic robots investigate the rumours about a town-sized "biter queen".

[HammerPiano]

The robots think you mean the "Queen" band, so they bring you all of the history, and all of the songs that Queen made. And they bring you a record player so you can enjoy some good music.

I request a power armour with MK2 personal roboport, and 25 constraction robots.

[Sigma1]

Luckily the armor and roboport survived from the rocket crash earlier, but since there is no factory anymore, you can't power the armor at all. The construction robots cannot be brought because they are busy rebuilding the rocket from scrap metal.

I request a faster mail service.

[The Eriksonn]

They give you a very fast mail truck that can never slow down, this results in it ramming Everything and causing even more mayhem.

I request an airplane

[olafthecat]

A piece of paper hits your face.

I request Bloodhound

[Sigma1]

You get run over by the Bloodhound SSC.


I request an SR-71 Blackbird

[eradicator]

Your robots do a thorough search through the intergalactic database - which they finally gained access to after harvesting all of this solar systems resources to construct a von Neumann probe capable of intergalactic travel. On your last 10 minutes of air left in your emegency space suit (you're floating in space after the robots harvested the planet remember?) the robots finally bring you the only item they could find that matched your search terms "SR" "71" "Blackbird" - a 'S'uper 'R'are trading card with serial number 71, titled "Blackbird".

I request my logistic robots to hijack the famous intergalactic hype-train and bring me all its content.

[ScaryBuh]

The robots bring you the hype train, a full player database playing the new release of 0.16.

I request one copper ore. Just one.

[Sigma1]

They bring you the entire planet, as it can technically be considered a copper ore since it's a large lump with copper in it. Your factory ends up floating in space, and then collides with the sun.

I request fancy hair like that of the PC Master Race guy.

[olafthecat]

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The robots shave all of your hair off, then attach a big piece of white plastic to your head.
PC Master Race all the way!

I request this mouse: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mad-Catz-T-7-G ... 05&sr=1-11

[Sigma1]

You get a large box full of adjustment screws and bolts.

I request Asus to bring Aura RGB support for linux, and some RGB fans for the bots.

[HammerPiano]

The robots tear apart you lamps, and with fancy combinators, they fly around you blinking with random colors

I request more lamps, red and green wires and combinators.

[olafthecat]

What are you using these things for?
You receive the things you asked for successfully, but you only get two of each, as you didn't specify how many you wanted.
It could have been worse.

I request a Compound Bow

[Sigma1]

You get a bow of a ship. Your compact science setup gets crushed underneath it.


I request a quad-core arithmetic combinator clocked at 4GHz, and a better cooler so it doesn't overheat.

[The Eriksonn]

Becauce the robots did not find any quad core combinator you got 4 regular combinators instead, they didnt find any better coolant either so they dropped them in a lake and now none of them are working.

I request a rocket silo that has Saturn V with sputnik in it.

[eradicator]

Your robots build a rocket silo as requested. They then start building a beacon to lure in any bypassing Saturn V rockets while you're asleep. When you open your eyes in the morning you have just enough time to think "but what about Sputnik?!" before the first Saturn V rocket crashes full speed into your rocket silo, a few more follow afterwards but you've already burned up during the first explosion.

I've got all the stuff i need, so i request nothing.

[Sigma1]

The bots divide by zero and destroy the universe. Now there is nothing.

I request to be transported to another universe in the multiverse, preferably one with room for my factories.

[Phidi]

You are transported to a universe where biters are everywhere and are now following you along with your robots.

I request a rocket launcher with a stack of nukes.

[olafthecat]

Since you are in a different universe, there are buttons on every nuke.
Upon insertion into the rocket launcher, the button is pressed and the nuke detonates, causing disastrous consequences.

I request a Quantum Nexus

[Sigma1]

The bots don't know what a quantum nexus is, but as they are very paranoid after the recent news of their possible removal, they all hide in space thinking that the quantum nexus will be used to remove them.

I request the bots to calm down.