Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

[Sigma1]

You get a weird blob of dough vaguely resembling a corn cob.

I request my cat to not want food for once.

[Adeon Hawkwood]

Your logistics bots swarm into the air and start hovering. After a moment you realize they are arranging themselves to form letters.

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I request a doggy to guard my factory.

[olafthecat]

Doggy want to receive:

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Doggy you actually get:

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I request a 4 slot toaster.

[Sigma1]

The bots interpret toaster as a metaphor and you get the ship computer that caused you to get stranded on this planet. It has 4 PCI-E slots.

I request a small ramjet engine and a bunch of aluminum sheets, rivets and glass.

[The Eriksonn]

The robots think that it would be more effective if they delivered it all at once, so you get a flying greenhouse made from aluminium. Your tomatoes got sucked into the engine and now you have smashed glass everywhere and a ketchup painted factory...

I request soap water, cleaning gloves, and a roomba.

Edit: Where did the robots get the tomateos from? I blame the cheat console...

[Coffee2Code]

The robots deliver you the base components and an assembler.

Robots, I call on thee to deliver me fish.

[Adeon Hawkwood]

The robots construct a salmon cannon to shoot the live fish at you.

I request that the bots do my Christmas shopping for me.

[Sigma1]

They get you a bunch of raw wood wrapped in gift wrap, because you didn't specify exactly what they should get.


I request a full-size citadel from Half-Life 2.

[foodfactorio]

I request a full-size citadel from Half-Life 2.

your robots start analysing the rate of half-life (hlSquared) that a full citadel would have, after half of its life, and decide that half of it could remain standing and in good shape... so they actually end up bringing you a half-destroyed citadel, made up of square stone bricks


I request a Construction Robot to be nice to a Logistics robot, as there has been some bickering lately

[aRatNamedSammy]

the construction bot bring a gift to the logistic bot, a nuclear missile activated to exploded in 10 seconds

i request bots to sabotage santa's sled, and deliver all gifts to me

[olafthecat]

They succeed in there mission, but the sleigh smashes into and destroys most of your factory.
You also now have angry reindeer to deal with as well as aliens.

I request 12 partridges, 22 doves, 30 hens, 36 calling birds, 40 golden rings, 42 geese, 42 swans, 40 maids, 36 ladies, 30 lords, 22 pipers and 12 drummers.
In total: 364 gifts!

[TRUEpicness]

you get your items but there are no pear trees to go with the partridges

i request some pear tree saplings to grow some pear trees for the partridges

[HammerPiano]

Since there are no pear trees or saplings in the Factorio world, the robots just give you some raw wood.
I request another FFF

[The Eriksonn]

You are a day too early and the robots give you a time machine to go forward 24 hours and get it yourself.
The machine was not a time machine but a space machine and transports you 24 light-hours to the east.
You got into space without a rocket, yay... what one of all these dots is now home?...

I request a lvl 3 assembler and productivity modules

[TRUEpicness]

the bots grab the AM3 and the prod modules but they cant find you because your are 24 light hours away to the east
also you find 1000 space science packs just floating around in space
i request the bots and construction bots to build a factory that can make a rocket to go and fetch you

[HammerPiano]

The robots fly up and fetch you themselves, and they forget about the rocket.
I request the robots to build and launch a satellite

[olafthecat]

The robots launch a rocket, drag a passing asteroid down to the planet and strap a bunch of rocket boosters to it. They then launch it into space.

I request The smallest Quadcopter in the world.

Note: I know what you mean and you refer to them as artificial satellites, otherwise they can be any object. The earth is a satellite of the sun!

[Sigma1]

You get four tiny Apache helicopter models.

I request more salad options to our school cafeteria.

[aRatNamedSammy]

the bots accidently hit the fridge and destroy most of the kitchen. only the fryer and pizza oven remain intact!!

i request one of the new explosive device for cliff

[Gergely]

They will deliver it as soon as 0.16 is released.

I request the first release of 0.16