You know you play Factorio too much when...

[Sigma1]

You think of adding GPUs as adding speed modules. You now have 4 of them. You only need one for factorio...

[wat3rstone]

So you then buy 4 more monitors and 4 more copies of the game along with 4 more keyboards to maximize productivity on a map with 4 characters.

[Aeternus]

And then buy a server rack so you can put more instances on fresh blades to further expand your player count and productivity. It's known the game supports well over 500 connections after all...

[HammerPiano]

When you can't stop hear assembling machines doing their thing.

[Jap2.0]

And then buy a server rack so you can put more instances on fresh blades to further expand your player count and productivity. It's known the game supports well over 500 connections after all...

What is the theoretical maximum? It's not 256 - is it 65,536? 4,294,967,296? 18,446,744,073,709,551,616?

[wat3rstone]

you start seeing office hallways as rail networks

[vanatteveldt]

you start seeing office hallways as rail networks

If you still have time to go to the office you're not playing enough factorio

[Sigma1]

When you avoid said hallways so you don't get hit by trains

[wat3rstone]

But then you realize you are a train so you load with locomotives and nuclear fuel, so the other train is dead not you

[dog80]

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[Aeternus]

But then you realize you are a train so you load with locomotives and nuclear fuel, so the other train is dead not you

And then you rip out your computer's innards so you have a cargo of electronics to take to "the mall".

[featherwinglove]

If you see someone in Minecraft sneak-jumping and randomly throwing crafting ingredients at furnaces and IC2 machines and then punching them, he might be trying to pause, clear his hand, and open the GUI without breaking the machine, respectively. Because he's just switched from a long Factorio binge and forgot that just Minecraft isn't as good in some ways. (Ima go back into the Age of Engineering modpack and not do any of this for at least ten minutes )

[Julissa Doe]

When you start using your knowledge of statistics to increase your efficiency in game...

[wat3rstone]

When you find a way to do 1000% 100% of the time.

[disentius]

Your first thought after a spacex launch is: "how many science packs per minute?"

[golfmiketango]

You've stopped eating fish because it's an intermediate product.

[featherwinglove]

...you throw on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov5pxaIbJlM while playing the associated RedMew map, and a few minutes later, the video ends, the sun is up, the phone rings and it's your boss wondering if you died.

[foodfactorio]

is that the 10 hours one?

[featherwinglove]

is that the 10 hours one?

Yup...

I just posted a comment on Youtube in response to "Another good enough from Bethesda that ended up biting them in the ass" with "Biter is the enemy of good enough."

[Mauslag PIngman]

https://youtu.be/6GkdCiqsFUI?t=26 Some music

Child protective services knocks on your door because they want to talk to you about an incident at school and the naming convention of your children, but you don't think there's anything odd about naming your sons Biter, Buffer, Splitter and Blue Express and you've already told Splitter his name is Splitter not Spitter and its not okay to spit at the other children so that shouldn't happen again. In any case its the brats at school who keep calling him Spitter instead of Splitter, which is what started the whole incident. Frankly, you're having a heck of time rounding up your dogs MK2 and Roboport who seem to have been set off by the visit from the CPS lady, the helicopters and the blaring general alarm. You'd appreciate it if she and the sheriff called in advance. "Don't really see why any of this is necessary" you protest as they carry you out to the van handcuffed and ankle tied. Just before they throw you in the back you notice a few cops standing in a semicircle around a pile of something on the ground next to whats left of your experimental acid spray defense turret.