AI slop!? + Factorio = Quantum Survival?

[BHakluyt]

Reddit hates me. Lol! Oh wait... regret kicking in.... restarting simulation:

LOLz

quantummaterializer

Zoomshotreddit go suck it I'm printing my own now

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Seriously...

veryseriously

Refined look

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Makeshift data bank exploded. Need more space!

DataBank

More SPACE!!!

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...ordering... new data center predicted to be up and running as soon as my trusty n00b arrive to help me move it into position.

...researching... Overclocking unlocked!

overclockedhappiness

Noodles moodles and doodles

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[BHakluyt]

Disregard all previous... updated and moved to space satellite temp storage in sector 7G at coordinate 3c 1a 2b.

You can clean up your forums. Busy building AI Data Center now, will host all data and correspondence by myself!

...automating...

...wishing...

Oh it was already done and hour ago!

AIdatacenter

AI Data Center under construction

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[BHakluyt]

My apologies. Engineer F3826472 seemed to hallucinate or something. Can confirm I am currently in base reality and the one and truly only...

See proof, this is our data center currently under construction and tweaking and fine tuning. Forums must hold data a bit longer!

Makeshift plan implantation unfolding:

AI Data Center

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[BHakluyt]

...factorizing... ...solidifying... ...detangling... ...dangling... Select_ALL > re-format now! ...formatting... ...defragmentationing... Formatted! -Absolute perfection!

...listening...

[BHakluyt]

* MAJOR SPOILER ALERT (LEVEL EXTREME) *

1nternship

So...as you might have guessed, Wube has <not> employed me as a free intern / wage slave juniour developer and designer. My job was to roll the Factorio katamari ball around and throw it against a super secret AI and see what happens when it explodes. These are all my early exploratory concepts and scaffolding framework for concept design: Factorio 4.0 - Yes, Factorio will never die! To infinty and beyond!

Thank you Wube, I appreciate this opportunity:

ThankYou

Quantum Neural Bio-Computer (operation heartbeat)

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...reading ancient texts...

best4last

3 random tiny pieces of ancient clay tablet translationing

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FACTORIO KATAMARI

howto

How it works:

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Plan and time your response perfectly and all of us here at Wube will instantly know ALL your feedback:

clockit

Moon fever

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[BHakluyt]

Party time! All aboard the hype train! We going to party like its Earth!

hypetrain

Hype train to slop fest 3.0

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If you're not here, you should have automated endorphin crafting 3 hours ago! Its lit! :

amnesiatomorrow

Its a ball! Katamari ball?

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Drunk engineer in sector 7G accidentally spilled top secret information, this party shows no signs of slowing down.

looselipssinkships

Fine tune and hone in on exact frequency or try random guessing

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[BHakluyt]

Sluperrrr! Yeshhhh! Itsa mazing!

Lemme check this computer quick. Uhm...locate Factorio mod portal... select_ALL > IMPORT ALL

Accidentally leaning on keyboard button ccccccccccc... Oops!

zipit

ZIP.IT

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Delete! Delete!

quantum

Free doubleplusungood?

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[BHakluyt]

Previous post stuck with corruption error - can't delete...Oops. let me try ctrl+alt+del

balling

On a roll!

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[BHakluyt]

[ERROR.303] READS: ^[F] FACTBOT developed serious leakage...automatically spilling code fragments everywhere. ...wait... ...its actually standing still right now for about 3 zeta milli seconds... OH NO! I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!?
[+] H0₩ [+]
OH no, its not MY fault. There was single digit error in hidden.lua...

Oh no he already packed it all! What!? Last Monday!?
...[F]acto.BOT already dropped this, I couldn't catch it in time...spam...$$$$$^$^.....(O)

containmentprotocolz

*bleeb.bloob.[F].future.B0T: heard us wanted dis? Contained and parameters _tainer(ed)

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...too late! Dang that bot is ^[F]^ super2fast, pls fix & update IFFF .possible.....................

tooslow2go

Perfectly tuned quantum blueprint x1. Set parameter $₩$ for.final.checklist. [$]up€r.b0t.qbit4 sending best wishes

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