Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
The other night before falling asleep, I was thinking of Factorio (as I often do), and I started dreaming about a bus. It began with resources falling from heaven (or possibly falling down a rabbit hole). Gradually these resources were transformed into more and more advanced and colorful items, expanding the bus into more colors of the rainbow.
(the Factory Must Grow!).
This is a whimsical, totally impractical, almost not quite completely unlike tea, rainbow unicorn bus. <checks watch> Oh no! I'm going to be late!
Do not try this at home! There is a lot of advice available on how to make a proper bus, with mighty rivers of iron and copper plates, feeding the insatiable factory appetite (the Factory Must Grow!).
This is a whimsical, totally impractical, almost not quite completely unlike tea, rainbow unicorn bus. <checks watch> Oh no! I'm going to be late!
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
It would be interesting to attempt to establish an isomorphism between a formal computing model and a factory layout as the two are not so dissimilar.
What you are suggesting is essentially a Universal Turing Machine in factory form.
It is interesting to think of the global Factorio player base as collaborating to crowd source an algorithm to produce an optimal solution to a logistical problem, posed artistically.
What you are suggesting is essentially a Universal Turing Machine in factory form.
It is interesting to think of the global Factorio player base as collaborating to crowd source an algorithm to produce an optimal solution to a logistical problem, posed artistically.
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Only +0.9 points because the wording is not 100% exact, albeit the difference is mostly harmless.
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The Spiffing Brit would approve so much (especially if it's Yorkshire Tea you're thinking of).eradicator wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:47 pmOnly +0.9 points because the wording is not 100% exact, albeit the difference is mostly harmless.
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
It's a Douglas Adams reference. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/20153- ... hur-s-mind
Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
Damn sorry for not recognizing the reference .
For my defense, I read the books over 20 years ago, and in French, so the quote didn't strike me as taken from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
For my defense, I read the books over 20 years ago, and in French, so the quote didn't strike me as taken from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
Ooh maybe Spidertron named Marvin? I have a pain in the diodes all down my left side!
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I even quoted the title of one of the books.
But DON'T PANIC, everyone makes mistakes.
(I can recommend the very good BBC radio show btw).
Let's just hope the Spidertron is not waiting at that very same restaurant.
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
And no worries Koub it isn't like you were hit in the back by a low-flying cocktail party....
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
You're using underneathies, that's cheating. You should use filter splitters when you want to cross a belt if you really want to do it wrong.
Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
Thank you for giving me nightmares.
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
Added oil products...
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
I didn't get the reference the first time I read this thread. I only noticed it on the second look. =)
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Welcome! Ask away! We aren't perfect, but this group is home to a lot of fantastic players who are happy to welcome newcomers and answer your questions if we can.
And here is the bus extended to produce military science packs...
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_many_colors
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Thank you, I love it too... can't wait to add the rocket silo
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
A belt of Rocket Silos would certainly be an interesting addition to your bus!
Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
Along with belts of nuclear reactors, centrifuges, research labs and all the other items that don't make it into science packs
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Re: Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat, or how not to make a main bus
This reminds me of Scarhoof's Megabus series. He never finished it, though.
...and I got the reference
...and I got the reference