King of the Hill

[Mackan90096]

King of the Hill! On a forum!
If you don't know this game, dont worry it's simple.
You have to remove the last king of the hill and make yourself the new one.
so person 1: I take my fishing chair, fold it out and sit proudly on the hill like a true king.
me:

I sneak up on behind, kick person 1 out of his chair, and claim it for myself as person 1 rolls to the bottom of the hill.


The point is that you post something amusing and creative. If possible, try to come up with something that has not been posted before.

[Darthlawsuit]

Calls up Russia and warns Putin that Mackan90096 is oppressing a Russian minority. Waits for Russia to support a "rebellion" and forcefully remove Mackan from his throne. Claims hill while Mackan is in re-education.

[Phillip_Lynx]

Wait on chinese reaction on Darthlawsuit's performance and take over the seat up on the solution.

Barrage my new seat with some Railguns!

[Mackan90096]

Uses map editor to place maximum biter nests around Phillip_Lynx, then takes the takes the throne back to my factory, protected by all of the turrets.

[cube]

Use `/c game.player.selected.die()` repeatedly, take the throne, add a boat into the game (not putting it into the release, so you don't have it that simple) and sail to an island.

[Mackan90096]

Uses "/c game.player['Mackan90096'].position = game.player['cube'].position" to teleport to cube, then uses "/c game.player['cube'].die()" multiple times to kill cube, sending him back to the spawn, then sits on my fabulous steel throne.

[Phillip_Lynx]

Use an overheated flamethrower to melt the steelthrone and cursing Mackan to not force cube to release the boat, then errecting a diamond throne and set down.

[Mackan90096]

Uses explosives, biters, acid and fire to destroy the throne, then puts down a throne of indestructable material, resistant to everything, drenched in biter poison, sits on it and cursers Phillip_Lynx to uncurse me and curses Phillip not to be able to curse people anymore. I also curse cube to release the boat.

[Nova]

Use logistic robots to deconstruct the throne, bring it back to my logistic chest and weld it onto my tank. Then I drive into the evening sun. (Args, hot!)

[tno1]

Runs to bitter nests with full armor, heading back to Nova with 500 bitters, now placing turrets to attract attention of hes turrets, then place construction robots to destroy the throne, and then replacing it 500 yards away with full laser turret defence and a 5 thick wall all the way around. While giving the bitter king my pollution to have extra protection all around

[Mackan90096]

Kills all biters and walls with my tanks.
Sets up a factory with 10 thick walls, producing turrets at a rate of 20/sec using my small beacon, and uses construction robots to autoplace them all around the factory, sets up a throne in the middle of the factory, and sits his royal butt down.

[Darthlawsuit]

/c game.player['Mackan90096'].entity.ownership = 'native';

Let's Mackan's own defenses kill him, eats a sandvich