Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by olafthecat » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:55 am

The robots farm weed. :twisted:

I request an ion cannon.
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Post by Sigma1 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:56 pm

you get a potato cannon and a bunch of ionizing radiation.

I request the bots to resurrect this thread.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by HammerPiano » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:04 pm

The robots start doing CPR on this thread, but they don't know how and they kill it.
I request a fish, just one

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Post by olafthecat » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:01 am

Standing by the shore, the wind calmly swishing the organic matter around you. You wait, for even the eternity does not faze you. Robots are diving into the lake before you, sizzling once they hit the pollution tinged surface. A sudden rumbling followed by bubbling on the surface of the water follows. Then, hundreds of bots emerge from the frothy water, pulling behind then an enormous fish, one at least the same size as a whale. They drop it on top of you.

I request wood.
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Post by Kayanor » Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:20 pm

Your bots are gone for a while, then come back with the next forest they could find, holding it in their robot-grab-thingies. Have fun with 20M raw wood.

I request enough belts to replace all bots.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by Sigma1 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:23 pm

Your entire factory gets turned into a belt factory to produce enough belts. You drown in an ocean of belts while the bots escape the growing ball of belts that used to be a planet to earth.


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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by smjjames » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:52 am

You order your logistics robots to build spaceships, but they glitch and leave without you, destination, Sol.

I order an exploration craft with xenobiological science equipment.

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Post by foodfactorio » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:31 am

your Logistics Robots manage to locate a portal to a planet called LV426, and bring back a fully grown Alien Queen....

they then construct a lovely Exploration craft all around you, including a very comfortable captains chair with arm and foot rests for you, and attach a sample of the alien's acid for blood, into a capsule at the front of your craft, to help you melt any hard rocks infront of your mountain exploration craft.....

they then decide to strap you in for safety, and then add an equally comfortable co-pilots chair, for the Alien Queen, (just to be fair), and then promptly place her into it, right beside you.... OH NOOO :D


i request my logistic robots to help me with a big cup of coffee
(also me from the mod portal - im not dustine lol) = https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Dustine/ ... ssion/9108
my 1st Mod Idea :) viewtopic.php?f=33&t=50256

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Post by olafthecat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:56 am

Kajanor wrote:Your bots are gone for a while, then come back with the next forest they could find, holding it in their robot-grab-thingies. Have fun with 20M raw wood.

I request enough belts to replace all bots.
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Who is that?
Can't find them on the members list.

The robots make you a big cup of coffee, but then spill it all over you and your computer.
You are now burned and the computer is smoking.

I request a can of Nozz-A-La... ;)
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Post by foodfactorio » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:13 am

(hi olaf, ive seen a few avatars that look like the username was changed to another user... maybe the forum supports changing usernames now but i dont think thats a good idea)

btw i wont be able to play this Logistic game for a few days since the robots covered me and my computer in coffee lol :)
(also me from the mod portal - im not dustine lol) = https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Dustine/ ... ssion/9108
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by foodfactorio » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:16 am

The Logistic robots did not hear you correctly, with all the noise that the robot engines are making, and instead they bring you a mod developer called Nexela :) he does not appear too happy due to the fact that they have stuffed him into a can...

I request an assember cabable of crafting a Fried Chicken shop :)
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by HammerPiano » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:40 am

The robots see that no recipe of fried chicken shop is available, so they go for fried biters shop. While they research frying they go to hunt biters. But the biters are behemoth and the robots flee to you. The biters caught you and now there is an assembler machine that crafts fried human shop!

I request 100 Lazer turrets to kill the biters

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Post by olafthecat » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:44 pm

foodfactorio wrote:btw i wont be able to play this Logistic game for a few days since the robots covered me and my computer in coffee lol
:o Can you fix it, or will you have to get a new one?
Either way :cry:

You get 100 Cell voice impressionists.
I request a de-coffeeinator to fix foodfactorio's computer.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by Sigma1 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:03 pm

You get a coffeeinator AKA a smart coffee maker that has it's language set to Deutsch (German).

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by olafthecat » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:57 am

Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator
Is that the thing Watney used to heat his rover up in The Martian?
I have read the book and watched the movie.
The book is better :D

You get a can of lead based black paint, to help block out the radiation.

I request the resurrection of BBC radio.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by eradicator » Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:59 pm

You wake up the next day. When you open your eyes you see a large circular object approaching you from above. "Here you go!" is written in large friendly letters on the surface of the object. Several seconds later the object crushes you. Then the bomb explodes, leaving nothing of you for anyone to ever discover.
Your bots have sucessfully resurrected Bomb Based Communicatoin.

I request none of these horrible, murderous bots to ever come close to me again.

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by Gergely » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:26 pm

Your murderous combat robots don't go near you. They instead zap you from safe distance.

I request all logistic bots to stop delivering memes, subjects, and items from anywhere except Factorio.

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by Sigma1 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:45 pm

The bots try to get that for you, but they cannot figure out de wae. They ask you for the wae. Repeatedly. for 10 years

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Post by HammerPiano » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:50 pm

The robots mine iron and copper ore and put it in your disk library.

I request a stable release of 0.16

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Post by eradicator » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:55 pm

The bots gently escort you to the statis pod in your crashed space ship. They put you in it and close the lid. They will get you out when they find out whatever "a stable 0.16" is. (They don't have ears so they don't hear your screams when you notice that the pod is broken and you will likely suffocate or starve before they come back to get you.)

I request my logistic bots to deconstruct all bacons.

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