Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Maldor96 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:54 pm

The bots wonder what you are referring to when you say lost stuff, and bring you random "lost stuff"

I request that the next request works as expected, and a green circut
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:10 am

The bots have no baseline for a request working as expected, and they have bad programming, so they end up dividing by zero and causing the universe to explode.

I request a portal to a parallel universe where bots work as expected.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby vedrit » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:37 am

The bot opens a portal to a parallel universe where bots place orders, and we fulfill. Sometimes.

I request my bot bring me a life.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Maldor96 » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:58 am

An error in the logic circuitry caused the inverse to happen and it brings death to you

I request that my bot bring me the faulty circut
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby HammerPiano » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:12 am

The bot brings you a working circuit that looks like your faulty circuit
I request 0.16
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:37 am

The bots bring you version 0.16 of an obscure and overly complicated text editor. It comes on 120 floppies.

I request Factorio 0.16
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Maldor96 » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:43 am

Your robots dissappear into the cosmos, and you soon lose sight of them on your Deep-Long range space radar.

I request to know where they are going
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Xtrafresh » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:45 pm

Your robots pick you up and drag you kicking and screaming deeper and deeper into the void, following the first batch of robots. At least, now you know.

I request a week off from work and a ticket to Campzone!
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:20 pm

The bots turn your brain off for a week. They give you the ticket but you can't use it because your brains are off.

I request an iron gear.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby TRUEpicness » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:07 pm

Because your logi bots fly low the gear hooks on to a power pole and the bot keeps trying to go to you but it can't

I request a 2 4 2 train
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Xtrafresh » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:15 am

The bots proudly bring you a gear. In the distance you see a plume of smoke from a train that probably crashed into a fallen power pole...

I request 102 electric furnaces.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby vedrit » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:25 pm

There was some confusion about the number, and the logistics bots bring you 42.

I request 1 alien artifact
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:01 pm

The bots start building a time machine to fetch an alien artifact from the past, but fail. They bring you Valve's new card game instead.

I request a Corolla AE86 Sprinter Trueno.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Xtrafresh » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:53 pm

Turns out, your bots were manufactured in Mexico, and just fart in your face. (#6)

Having received the Ultimate Answer in smelters, I request the Question.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:18 pm

Your bots go order a planet to calculate the question.

Because I got robot farts last time, I request a Levin instead.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Selvek » Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:47 pm

Your bots bring you eleven farts, as ordered.

I request some lemons.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby kinnom » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:26 pm

The bots burned life's house down. With the lemons.

I request a roboport
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Selvek » Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:15 pm

Your bots bring you a roboport. Inside are 100 other bots. Each of those bots is carrying a roboport. Inside each of those roboports is another 100 bots, each carrying a roboport full of 100 bots carrying roboports... you are quickly crushed under an infinite pile of roboports.

I request construction of a blueprint with 500 L3 modules in it (based on a true story).
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:49 pm

The Logistics bots delegate the job to Construction bots, but those things delegate it back to the Logistic bots. All the bots end up in an infinite loop, run out of memory, and crash, bombing your factory to the ground.

I request a rotary engine for my tank. And a dozen spare apex seals.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Maldor96 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:19 am

Having no idea what apex seals are, they decide to bring clubbed seals, they dont what a rotary engine is either, so they just sit there...

I request my factorio Log
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