Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

[Overene]

This is sort of like the horrifically overused "corrupt a wish" forum game, except with a Factorio theme, and (hopefully) some more originality.

How to play:
User 1 'orders' their logistic robots to bring them something
User 2 messes up what user 1 wanted to get, then orders their logistic bots to bring them something as well.

Example:
User 1:
"I order my logistic robots to bring me 20 engines."

User 2:
"Your logistic robots bring you your engines, but none of them are working!
I order my logistic robots to bring me 50 wood"

... And so on.

So, I'll start:
I order my logistic robots to bring me 30 explosives

[zytukin]

Your Logistics robot is suffering from a loose compartment door and it drops the explosives 1 at a time on the way over to you, destroying 5 power poles, 13 conveyors, and 2 assemblers.

I order my Logistics robot to bring me 50 Steel Chests

[Phribos]

Your logistic robot tries to lift those heavy chests... and fails..
He looses one arm and comes to you dirty, smelly, with only one chest which is open and empty.

I ask my logistic robot to bring me one arm for him and three fried eggs with bacon for me.

[zytukin]

Your logistics robot brings you the arm and food, but instead of fried eggs and bacon you get green eggs and ham.

I ask my logistics robot to bring me some pipes

[Lee_newsum]

Your logistics robot brings 50 pipes but the Biters have bin having some fun with them and have a lot of holes in them.


I ask my logistic robot to bring me 2 Diesel Locomotive and 4 Cargo wagons.

[zytukin]

Your robots only bring you the cargo wagons since they can't find any locomotives that run on diesel fuel.

I ask my robots to bring me a few stacks of laser turrets.

[zvezdaburya]

The robots collected the lasers but run out of power over a small lake and sinks to the bottom with the turrets.

I order my bots to bring me 150 stone walls!

[Dr. Walrus]

Your logistics robots pick up 150 stone walls and bring them to you, leaving a gaping hole in your defenses where biters storm through and ransack your base.

I order my logistics robots to bring me 1 cube of rocket fuel.

[zytukin]

Your logistics robot picks up the rocket fuel, then bumps a building causing a spark which ignites the fuel.
You watch as your robot flies into the sky and out of the atmosphere.

I ask my robots to bring me 30 stacks of express conveyors.

[Impatient]

the express converyors were not made yet, so the robots decide to bring you 200 wood instead.

i order my logistics robots to bring me 200 straight and 50 curved track.

[MischaB]

Your logistic robots couldn't find the curved rails and got stuck, because you are already on 0.13

I want my logistic robots to bring me 10 empty barrels.

[Gegell]

Your logistic bots bring you your requested barrels, but as your about to grab them they start rolling away and drop in to nearby water where their out of your reach because there are no boats.

I want my logistic bots to bring me my stored bluepints.

[_aD]

You requested things, your logistibots brought you cows. You have two cows.

[Overene]

I order my logistic robots to bring me 2 roboports.

[Smarty]

Your logistic bots bring 2 active roboports with a swarm of bots chasing them then an explosive spitter spits on the roboport destroying the port and the bots following the port.

I want my logistic bots to bring me a deconstruction planner to clean up the mess

[BlakeMW]

The construction bots intercept the order and interpret it as a request to deconstruct you, they steal all the stuff from your inventory then stuff you into a storage chest.

I order my logistic bots to bring me 10 fish.

[Tepalus]

Your logistic bot is hovering over the water and waits until he sees a fish. Because his master wanted him to give him tasty fish and the bots does anything for his master, he dives into the water and gets destroied...he was not waterproof...

Because i heard rumors about dump bots, i just did not order anything and took all stuff i need by hand.

[HammerPiano]

The bots bring you 1 big biter that bites you.
I request a rocket silo

[Overene]

While bringing you the rocket silo, your bots accidentally drop it, and it therefore explodes.

I order my logistic robots to bring me 1000 alien artifacts

[daniel34]

Because you have no alien artifacts in storage the logistic robots go directly to the source. They are overwhelmed by the biters and flee back directly to you, bringing a big horde of biters with them.

I order my logistic robots to bring me a tank.