Yeah, that's true. Here's to hoping my problems will be helpful to people in the future.

Inexplicably that said free, so I tried to insert my upgrade code again and now it works, thanks a lot. This thread can be deleted, I guess. I didn't think to check that.

The picture was too big, but if you copy the image url and paste it into your browser you can see all of it. My name is in the top right where the login button normally is, so yeah, I'm logged in. I also did buy the alpha.

So, I don't know if https://www.factorio.com/download/experimental is region locked or what it is (I live in Norway), but I can't access downloads on that page. Here's what I see on the page (I have to manually enter the address, the link to this isn't on the stable version download page where it is ...