Mathematics

Microcontroller

You get run over by the Bloodhound SSC.


I request an SR-71 Blackbird

Linux

Luckily the armor and roboport survived from the rocket crash earlier, but since there is no factory anymore, you can't power the armor at all. The construction robots cannot be brought because they are busy rebuilding the rocket from scrap metal.

I request a faster mail service.

You get four tiny Apache helicopter models.

I request more salad options to our school cafeteria.

That artillery train looks awesome! Somehow looks a bit over realistic without textures but I'm sure it will look absolutely amazing when done. Also, I love the fact that I don't even need to get out of my train to shoot at nests now!

Shuriken

They get you a bunch of raw wood wrapped in gift wrap, because you didn't specify exactly what they should get.


I request a full-size citadel from Half-Life 2.

The bots interpret toaster as a metaphor and you get the ship computer that caused you to get stranded on this planet. It has 4 PCI-E slots.

I request a small ramjet engine and a bunch of aluminum sheets, rivets and glass.

You get a weird blob of dough vaguely resembling a corn cob.

I request my cat to not want food for once.

You get a 1kg lump of edam. and some toast, because the bots ran out of crackers.


I request a cup of green tea.

The robots can't find "harumbe" in their libraries so they bring you a gorilla that speaks in Arumba's voice.

I request an Arch Linux x64 iso image.

The robots bring a speaker to your house from the party, for proof about the existence of sound.

I request a periodic table poster that is NOT half Finnish and half English, but fully in either of them instead.

The concrete is in blocks, each being one cubic meter in volume. You get crushed under a pile of 1000 of these blocks.

I request a 300mm x 1500mm plate of knife steel, an angle grinder and a belt sander.

You get 12 electric motors. They are rated for 0.5V at 0.25A, which means you can't plug them into anything without frying them or using resistors, which you don't have the resources for.

I request a computer store that has a keyboard I want in stock.

foodfactorio wrote: i request more Speed as i wander around my factory..

The bots find the lost dragon scroll for you and you get a level 1 speed boost. They proceed to get you past level 3 causing you to go too fast and turn into a black hole.

I request a warpship to escape the black hole.

They get you a new whip, which happens to be a riced out civic.

I request an Assembling Machine 3 to build PCs out of my component pile.

Hate

They can't find any sulfuric acid, so they bring you some lemons so you can get some citric acid. Or burn life's house down.

I request a motherboard compatible with all my existing components and that alien GPU.