Daniel's inherently futile contraptions
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:51 pm
Yesterday in the office, I had this moment where I suddenly thought of this game after not touching it for about four months. I forgot by the time I got home. Today, I remembered again and went through the last few months’ Friday Facts. Once home, I couldn’t be bothered to update (also 0.11 doesn’t seem to be stable yet), I wanted to jump right in. The only thing I’d be missing would be the tank, anyway. That’s a shame. But well…
Daniel sucked at this game last year, I guess he still sucks this year. And he has that urge to need to show his creations. No matter how bad.
All settings normal, except for poor enemy base richness. I have a hard enough time as it is (and had to reroll quite a few maps…)
Forgot most controls apart from WASD. Then, after 40 minutes of slooooow, the first major DUH moment:

And that is AFTER initially feeding it iron plates and copper wire. “What? It still doesn’t work!?”
Okay, we have copper cable and iron gears, so we could do … electric circuits here, and then route this there, and do that and then … then it will look ugly, but it will - … it doesn’t work? THE ****!?
Okay, Daniel, you suck. Take out your notes you made last year, because you can’t remember your ****ing name for more than five seconds.
Better, but still clueless:

Daniel, no. Just, no:

“Daniel, you DO remember you need the blue assemblers for the inserters, right?” – “Ya-ya. Wait. What?”

(roar)
Daniel sucks.
To be continued with more brain farts.
Daniel sucked at this game last year, I guess he still sucks this year. And he has that urge to need to show his creations. No matter how bad.
All settings normal, except for poor enemy base richness. I have a hard enough time as it is (and had to reroll quite a few maps…)
Forgot most controls apart from WASD. Then, after 40 minutes of slooooow, the first major DUH moment:

And that is AFTER initially feeding it iron plates and copper wire. “What? It still doesn’t work!?”
Okay, we have copper cable and iron gears, so we could do … electric circuits here, and then route this there, and do that and then … then it will look ugly, but it will - … it doesn’t work? THE ****!?
Okay, Daniel, you suck. Take out your notes you made last year, because you can’t remember your ****ing name for more than five seconds.
Better, but still clueless:

Daniel, no. Just, no:

“Daniel, you DO remember you need the blue assemblers for the inserters, right?” – “Ya-ya. Wait. What?”

(roar)
Daniel sucks.
To be continued with more brain farts.