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The robots bring you 10.... tanks, instead with some rocket fuel.
I request a burner miner and 50 coal. And a wooden chest.

Your robots got all the requested items. But when they dropped down to you, the coal was dropped inside and consumed by the burner miner, then the miner broke the wooden chest into pieces of wood. At least you got a burner miner right? No! Because the miner consumed too much coal at once, it exploded.

I request some Productivity Module 3, Speed Module 3 and Efficiency Module 3. Oh, also some Beacons.

Instructions unclear, you get lights instead

I request a rocket silo and a sattelite w/ rocket fuel

Your robots tried to dig out an already built rocket silo, but it was too heavy for them. Meanwhile, a rocket filled with rocket fuel was built and raised from underground. A satellite was then inserted into the rocket. Knowing it was impossible to dig out the rocket silo, your robots gave up the first request and looked for the satellite. They tried to open up the rocket. Unfortunately, they ignited the rocket fuel and everything exploded.

I request 50 express transport belts, 50 express underground belts and 50 express splitters.

Mooncat wrote:I request 50 express transport belts, 50 express underground belts and 50 express splitters.

Sadly the robots are getting carried away by the belts instead and are manufactured into MK2 Bots(The good old Bob ones).

I request the Bots to bring me a steel chest full of steel.

Your robots found a steel chest full of steel, but they can only take items one by one. When a robot took out a steel from the chest, the chest was not "full of steel" anymore. So the robot dropped down the steel. But then the chest became full of steel again. As such, your robots suffered from infinite loop. Their processors were overheated and then exploded.

So I have MK2 bots now. It's great, I guess.
I request 50 fast inserters, 50 long handed inserters and 50 stack inserters.

The stack inserters were not happy with the fact that they could only carry 3 items because you had not invested science in them.
So the inserters went rampage and started dumping in all of your science bottles into the labs.
Then the bottles broke and reacted with eachother and blew up your factory.

I request 50 flamethrower turrets and some underground pipes to kill all of the biters that had come to look at the fireball that previusly was your factory.

Instead of delivering it to you, the laser turrets shoot at the robots because it was jealous about its power and it's spread.

I request for an inserter

Flame thrower turrets, not lasers.

joseph222 wrote:I request for an inserter.

The inserter grabs the robot and rips it apart, thus destroying the Chassis MK2 and reverting them to Vanilla Bots.

I request all the pipes I can have with my materials.

PUMPkinNET wrote:I request all the pipes I can have with my materials.

The bots don't get the size right, and drop a few 10m wide pipes on your head.
I request angel's petrochem

While the robots search for the angel's petrochem, Factorio crashes and tells you so upload the log, but you cant find it.
I request a requester chest that requests a requester chest
And a passive provider chest.

The robot that was carrying the requester chest got confused about the paradox that the chest requests itself and stop i mid air. Meanwhile another robot grabs the chest and put the chest inside said chest, creating a black hole that destroys the entire planet.

I request a rocket silo and everything needed to make a rocket.

The robots have learned from the last time and disassemble the silo, building it back up before you. But then they take "required" a few steps to early and you find yourself under a lot of stone, ore and oil barrels.

I request the robots to bring me as many steel as I can hold.

The robots bring you only 1 steel plate, because they all think you are a weak bitch who doesn't lift bro and whose tiny arms can't hold anything else.

I request my robots to bring some free weights, protein powder, and a full body exoskeleton.

They replace your bones with the exoskeleton. Unfortunately, they have never heard of 'medical procedure' and you wind up with an infection. You die... again.

I request a train

The robots ignore your request and bring some alien artifacts
I want a burner miner and a stone furnace.

Your robots instead bring you an electric furnace and a stack inserter.
Unfortunately you don't have any electricity though so you can't do anything.

I request 5 rocket silos and 5 stacks of rocket fuel

When disassembling the silos for transport, your robots forgot to label the parts so you end up with a double door, zero door and triple door triple the length silos... And 5 stacks of rocket fuel .

I request 50 empty blueprints so I can teach those bots technical documentation.

The robots are not able to check whether the blueprints are empty and try stacking them, thus mixing the contents.

I request a satellite.