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vladimir_putin wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:55 am Day 49 of my 3 day war. I lost the crown jewel of my fleet in a navel engagement with a country without a navy.
I am a master strategist.

Zentay wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:18 am After a firefighting exercise, the Moskva has been promoted to submarine and assigned to carry out a special underwater operation. This was the plan all along.

These are golden.

Interesting malfunctions are happening to russian equipment in Ukraine.

The ministry of attack of the russian federation reports that when the cruiser Moskva was towed to the port of destination due to damage to the hull received during the fire from the detonation of ammunition, the ship lost stability.
The ship sank in a stormy sea.

The biased western media puts a negative spin on Russian military performance.

I can confirm that the small fire aboard the Moskva has been put out during a rescue mission.
Comrade djmixxx will explain the details.

I would like to deny all the false west-media fake-news about Moskva sinking. Moskva only temporarily decreased it's sail altitude in order to put out minor fire on decks 1 to 25 caused by russian soldiers celebrating russian victory in Ukraine with some fire-crackers.
We took this brief dive as an opportunity to further pressure evil UA forces and Moskva - a king of the Black sea - is now also a king of the Black seabed where it performs denazification of fishy fishes. After it's mission is complete it will victoriously emerge on the surface again, comrades!

vladimir_putin wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:34 pm The biased western media puts a negative spin on Russian military performance.

I can confirm that the small fire aboard the Moskva has been put out during a rescue mission.
Comrade djmixxx will explain the details.

I fear the worst.
It seems our comrade was on the flagship that now identifies as submarine.
Hope he left his credentials to his boss so that he can assign new comrade to recycle russian military telegram on factory game forum.

Meanwhile I'll take the honor of posting recycled official russian military telegram.

Almost agreed with him when he mentioned Dark Powers.
Here's a statue to our secret leader in my home town.

Day 51 of Special Economic Operation - reports CIA operative VV Putin.

The Urals price discount to the main grade of Brent oil continues to increase, averaging already about $30"... pre-sanctions" the discount was less than $10.
https://www-interfax-ru.translate.goog/ ... r_pto=wapp

Factorio, what the hell are you doing?
Are you out of politics? Obviously not anymore.
But why in your own forum to propagate hatred for all the people of a particular country? (not you personally, but people from this topic do it)
Can we start hating the US and its puppets for the destruction of dozens of countries? Oh, I forgot, they (American gamers) pay you a lot of money, and they also have Steam and such wonderful Visa and Mastercard.

aCCORDING TO PLAN

enterisys wrote: Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:57 am aCCORDING TO PLAN

And before all of that: “It’s just a training exercise. We’re not going to invade.”

Shocking news from 2018 about so called "independent western newsmakers" with direct access to russian military bases on russian occupied Ukrainian territories and even MH17 crash site.
Many questions indeed about previously posted russian military videos here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_utjirAJU9k

A story of one ship. For stress relief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22g3x15itE

More ruSSian information emerged from official NATO biolaboratories in Ukraine developing anti-Slavic battle pigeons.

enterisys wrote: Tue Apr 19, 2022 4:26 pm More ruSSian information emerged from official NATO biolaboratories in Ukraine developing anti-Slavic battle pigeons.

You forgot to draw a speaker that beeps "Glory to Ukraine" all the time.

Djmixxx wrote: Tue Apr 19, 2022 4:57 pm

enterisys wrote: Tue Apr 19, 2022 4:26 pm More ruSSian information emerged from official NATO biolaboratories in Ukraine developing anti-Slavic battle pigeons.

You forgot to draw a speaker that beeps "Glory to Ukraine" all the time.

Did I? I just copied from official ruSSian military telegram. They know better, maybe update your agenda.

Fish 1 : The rent is 1000 USD plus charges.
Fish 2 : That's freaking expensive!
Fish 1 : What did you expect? It's in the center of Moscow!

It turns out that Russia has been stealing toilets throughout Ukraine for many years. In 2021, they remained only in 60% of residential buildings in Ukraine. Insatiable Russians.

Asvalt stolen in Ukraine spotted in Moscow on the main street. Residents cherish a rare novelty.

belgorod People Republic aviation on route to prove point to russian command.

Djmixxx wrote: Wed Apr 20, 2022 11:14 am

thx daddy putin 4 the cummy shoes