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By mistake, the robots drop the tank on your assembling machines and it destroys them.
I request 100 assembling machines 3 with a ton of speed and efficiency modules.

HammerPiano wrote:By mistake, the robots drop the tank on your assembling machines and it destroys them.
I request 100 assembling machines 3 with a ton of speed and efficiency modules.

The logistic robots use the speed modules themself, causing them to uncontrollably zoom past you and into the sky, causing you to lose them and the assembling machine.
I request 2 stacks of solid fuel

The robots interpret that order as "Go put fuel in train". One bot turns the throttle up to full, ramming the copper train they hijacked into your iron train.

I request 10 offshore pumps

The logistic robots hit a rock on the way and it somehow erased what offshore pumps are from their memory, so they just sit there and you lose logistic robots.

I request a nice lunch i'm starving.

your logistic bots can't find any lunch anywhere so they bring a biter that looks dead but then it comes alive and eats you!

painting4 wrote:your logistic bots can't find any lunch anywhere so they bring a biter that looks dead but then it comes alive and eats you!

You Broke the game.

Logistic robots, please bring me some energy drinks as I have been up untill 5:00 am (again) playing Factorio

Your logistic robots found a red bull but picked it up with too much force and crushed it spilling the contents all over it self frying it's circuits

I request a copy of factorio (I've been playing on a mate's account)

The logistic bots fly to factorio HQ but all the windows are locked so they can not get a copy of factorio

I request my bots to bring me a car

Your logistic robots find a car and decide to drive it back but they crash into a tree

I request something to drink I feel parched

Your logistic robots bring you your Barrel of Crude Oil as it is the only Liquid they have.

I order my logistic robots to bring me 100 Batteries.

the batteries are very far away and your bots use some to get back and you get 99 dead batteries!

I want 5 submachine guns with 100 normal ammo.

The robots bling your submachine guns and ammo, but they shoot you.
I request a Power armor MK2 with energy shields mk2, night vision, battery mk2, fusion generator and basic exoskeleton equipment

Your logistic robots get to work on your gear but begin to overheat and explode.

I request my factory to be completely renovated to have maximum efficiency using what's in my inventory and what's already laid out

Your bots take all of your stuff from your inventory destroy your factor up and then disassemble you and you die.

I want 50 basic circuits and 20 processing units.

Your logistic bots try and use their own circuit to create the basic circuitry and they all disassemble themselves and each other.

I request two stacks of iron plates, four stacks of copper plates and, three stacks of iron bars

Your logistic bots try and reach you as you're outside roboport reach, so they use the materials to build roboports to reach you, disassembling each other as well as your factory for more materials. You're left with a half-salvaged robot and a steel plate leftover.

I request a stack of gun turrets and walls!

the bots return with the biter horde that destroyed the wall they tried to bring to you.
I request 0.13

The bots try to go to the future but the go to the past and bring you 0.2
I request an electric furnace

the bots return with a steel furnace and life wires

I request a construction bot

The construction bot is nowhere to be found, as a biter has eaten it.

I request 300 crude oil barrels.