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the bots cant be bothered so they tell you to play a game of factorio in real life
except in real life building a a rocket is like figuring out angels petrochem on your first try of it

good luck


i request a time machine to go back to before nauvis was destroyed

The robots have literally no-idea what you mean and subsequently explode.
The link ain't helping, I still have no idea what your are referring to.
I mean, the thing your linking to has people asking the same question.
WHAT IS THIS???

Anyways...
I request 7 blueprints and it has to be delivered by 7 robots made each in 7 minutes in 7 machines out of 7 ingredients...
(Hope I get lucky!)

the planet has been destroyed several times before this post

anyway
while going to get the 7 blueprints one of the bots fly under a ladder so then while on its way back to you it gets hit by one of your iron ore trains

i request some sulphuric acid

They can't find any sulfuric acid, so they bring you some lemons so you can get some citric acid. Or burn life's house down.

I request a motherboard compatible with all my existing components and that alien GPU.

Your logistic bots interpret it as requesting circuitry to be compatible with every existing component. They bury you in processing units.

I request my construction bots to put up a wall arround your mess to isolate it from my Factory.

They put up a wall, but make it out anything they can find, which in this case, is the rest of your factory.

I request 3 green science packs

Due to green science being only an uunofficial name, the bots take the first science packs they can find, which happen to space science, and put green dye in them. Ultimately, this confuses your labs, causing a loss of all your previously requested technology.

I request 100 of each secience packs 1 and 2, along with a 3 1/2 inch floppy disk to back up the research.

Who uses floppy disks these days?
The robots give you your science packs, as well as 3 terminators.
I request a minigun to fight them off.

you get a pistol with no ammo instead

i request a whip to punish them

They get you a new whip, which happens to be a riced out civic.

I request an Assembling Machine 3 to build PCs out of my component pile.

The robots brought you your assembling machine 3 but placed it onto the component pile, so all the components are crushed now.

I request my robots to bring me my "Mining outpost" set, containing 200 electric mining drills, 80 electric furnaces, 160 inserters and 3 million transport belts.

The bots are disgusted that you are using 3 million belts for an outpost, so they deliver you your 200 mining drills, 80 furnaces, and 160 inserters, but replace the 3 million belts with 1 locomotive, 4 train cars, 24 stack inserters, and 100 belts. You proceed to get the "watch your step" achievement.

I request 20 fish.

Your robots put them in a rocket, which lifts off immediately afterwards.
Your not going to see them anytime soon!
Achievement Unlocked: Goodbye and Thanks For All The Fish

I request 10 laser turrets.

you get your laser turrets but you accidentally place 1 down
say goodbye to the 'its raining bullets' achievement
you only got 9 anyway

i request 2k steamengines

olafthecat wrote:They put up a wall, but make it out anything they can find, which in this case, is the rest of your factory.
I request 3 green science packs

cool

TRUEpicness wrote:you get your laser turrets but you accidentally place 1 down
say goodbye to the 'its raining bullets' achievement
you only got 9 anyway

i request 2k steamengines

the robots interpret your request as though you wanted 2 steam engines in the shape of a "K"
... they bash most of the steam engines around, making them unusable, but at least they now resemble the shape of the letter "K"

i request more Speed as i wander around my factory..

btw this forum could be cool to help a.i programming in the future (to avoid possible mistakes that robots might make)

foodfactorio wrote: i request more Speed as i wander around my factory..

The bots find the lost dragon scroll for you and you get a level 1 speed boost. They proceed to get you past level 3 causing you to go too fast and turn into a black hole.

I request a warpship to escape the black hole.

The USS Enterprise is dragged down from orbit by thousands of tiny robots.
It crashes into the planet, hitting you directly in the face.
Not even plastic surgery can save you now...

I request nyan cat

olafthecat wrote: I request nyan cat

The robots suddenly stop what they are doing, and all production, construction and Logistics come to a halt, as they group up together, making the outline of the Nyan Cat from the video, and start moving and making the Nyan Nyan Nyan tune in a continuous loop....

i request a pair of headphones to block out the sound or something that can make an emp pulse