Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

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The bots give up trying to understand you and go learn quantum mechanics.

I request a repair kit.
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It is opposite day and your logistic robots give you a deconstruction planner instead.

I request a flamethrower.

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The logistic bots dump a lit flamethrower and lots of ammo on you, dousing the entire area.

I request the logistic bots assemble an assembly machine assembling logistic bots.

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The logistic bots immediately realise this is a job for construction bots, and merely hover round a roboport waiting to charge.

I request 50 construction bots.
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Your logistic Bot realize -- still hovering above the roboport -- that they still dont able to construct an assembly machine to build the requested construction bots. They continue hovering and waiting for recharge.

I request from my bots some uranium 235.

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due to bad rng, you still haven't gotten a single piece of U235, and your bots just hang out forever.

I request 4000 concrete and red circuits
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Your Logistics robots tried to bring you the concrete but scattered it across the map. You got your red circuit but realized they were painted green ones.

I order my logistics robots to bring me 1 landfill.

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The dirt ground down some of the bot's gears, and the bot started spinning uncontrollably and crashed into your new nuke factory, which exploded.

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The roboport network tries to get a result from this paradox but after about 5 minutes every roboport burns up instead. You get nothing but a burned and lonley robot that does not work.

I request a centrifuge, 40 good uranium and 3 bad uranium and a bunch of combinators. And a substation.

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Since nobody else has continued, I'll just do it.

Your bots accidentally drop the uranium in the centrifuges, which gets power from the substation and start spinning, and break because the robot experiences turbulence. The centrifugal force sends all the uranium flying, and now your factory is a nuclear wasteland. You just get radioactive combinators.

I request 1000 000 landfill to bury this radioactive wasteland, and Half-Life 3 to play while some non-broken bots are placing the landfill.
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The radioactive fallout fries the bots as they bring the landfill.

This does have the effect of burying the nuclear wasteland, but means there are no bots left to fulfil further requests.

You find a crate on the ground containing 8 iron plates, a burner miner and a stone furnace.
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The robots have no idea what you requested so they shutdown and fall on your head
I request a phone charger, but no an iphone charger

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The bots bring you a turbocharger keyring to attach to your phone.

I request 10 construction bots and 100 repair packs to fix the broken logistic bots.
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Unfortunately, the bots' batteries were damaged. Trying to fix them with the gears and circuits from the repair packs electrocuted all your bots, damaged and (previously) undamaged, except one which I now call upon to bring me some batteries to fix the other bots.
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The logistic robot brings you the batteries, but by the you realise where they come from your defence grid is already down and your factory is being savaged by biters

I request 100 defence robots to help defend the factory
Gonna start playing again with 0.16 build.
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You get the bots, but they are missing weapons.

I request 100 SMGs to bolt on the bots.
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During transportation one of the robots accidently presses the trigger of one of the guns, the flying bullets from which hitting a nearby nuclear reactor.
This sets off a chain explosion resulting in the destruction of the rest of your biter ravaged base.

I request 10 iron plates, burner miner and a furnace to start over.
Gonna start playing again with 0.16 build.
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Unfortunately, all your equipment was lost during the explosion, so your bots bring you a pile of rubble. I request 1000 iron ore, 200 copper ore, and 100 stone.
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You are out of ores so the bots bring you 1300 wood.
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The wood catches fire due to the robot's servo motors over heating

I request I miner to gather ore to replace the lost stuff
Gonna start playing again with 0.16 build.
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