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(note: have something short, sexy and punny? then please do post it up)

Holding shift down while hovering over a item will reveal a funny item description. As a bonus, one item should have more then one description and each time a player creates a new game the "hidden item description" should be randomized.

Smart inserter
*with an IQ of over 9000

Logistic robot
*Bleep Bloop Bleep

Big electric pole
*size doesn't always matter

Nice. I like that style.

I agree, small things like this can really make a huge difference

Transport belt
*Somebody discovered perpetual motion...
*it was then patented and can only be used in belts...

https://forums.factorio.com/wiki/inde ... sically.3F
How a stack compresses so much items, is one of the Mysteries of the Factorio World, but obviously it's some kind of high-tech. The basics of this ultra-high technology is learned by children in the kindergarden, when they have to put away their toys.


https://forums.factorio.com/wiki/inde ... the_tracks


Not all of course, but I like

** Look first left,
** then right.

* Avoid to come too near to the tracks, that may hurt!
* It is not allowed to spit or jump from trains while driving. No insurance will pay for those accidents.
* If you have heavy shields, then you might survive a slight contact, but your armor will need really repair.
* When sitting in other [[Vehicle]]s: Any other entity is also in danger, when it crashes with trains.
* The train is nearly invincible while driving. It is told, that some use trains as weapon against the natives. This may cause diplomatic entanglements anytime in some future!

Electric Mining Drill
*If a drill drills a drill would it still be called a mining drill?
*the red horned beast hasn't been prouder
*now where do I find some bacon

Steel Furnace
*your very own metal dragon

Boiler
*we just need a bubble pump, a large container and...

Alien artifact
*what dreams are made of

Underground belt
*brr dum dum dum, dum da...

Fast underground belt
*if only all sequels would be better in every way

Fast inserter
*=299.792.458³

iron axe
*How I mine for fish?

steel axe:
"Hey! Thats mine!"