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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:17 pm
by Sigma1
You think of adding GPUs as adding speed modules. You now have 4 of them. You only need one for factorio...

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:54 pm
by wat3rstone
So you then buy 4 more monitors and 4 more copies of the game along with 4 more keyboards to maximize productivity on a map with 4 characters.

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:56 pm
by Aeternus
And then buy a server rack so you can put more instances on fresh blades to further expand your player count and productivity. It's known the game supports well over 500 connections after all...

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:05 pm
by HammerPiano
When you can't stop hear assembling machines doing their thing.

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:13 am
by Jap2.0
Aeternus wrote:And then buy a server rack so you can put more instances on fresh blades to further expand your player count and productivity. It's known the game supports well over 500 connections after all...
What is the theoretical maximum? It's not 256 - is it 65,536? 4,294,967,296? 18,446,744,073,709,551,616?

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:39 pm
by wat3rstone
you start seeing office hallways as rail networks

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:34 pm
by vanatteveldt
wat3rstone wrote:you start seeing office hallways as rail networks
If you still have time to go to the office you're not playing enough factorio :)

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:00 pm
by Sigma1
When you avoid said hallways so you don't get hit by trains

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:37 pm
by wat3rstone
But then you realize you are a train so you load with locomotives and nuclear fuel, so the other train is dead not you

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:17 am
by dog80
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Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:57 pm
by Aeternus
wat3rstone wrote:But then you realize you are a train so you load with locomotives and nuclear fuel, so the other train is dead not you
And then you rip out your computer's innards so you have a cargo of electronics to take to "the mall".

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:34 am
by featherwinglove
If you see someone in Minecraft sneak-jumping and randomly throwing crafting ingredients at furnaces and IC2 machines and then punching them, he might be trying to pause, clear his hand, and open the GUI without breaking the machine, respectively. Because he's just switched from a long Factorio binge and forgot that just Minecraft isn't as good in some ways. (Ima go back into the Age of Engineering modpack and not do any of this for at least ten minutes :mrgreen: )

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 9:13 pm
by Julissa Doe
When you start using your knowledge of statistics to increase your efficiency in game...

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:34 pm
by wat3rstone
When you find a way to do 1000% 100% of the time.

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:35 pm
by disentius
Your first thought after a spacex launch is: "how many science packs per minute?"

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:53 am
by golfmiketango
You've stopped eating fish because it's an intermediate product.

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:44 am
by featherwinglove
...you throw on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov5pxaIbJlM while playing the associated RedMew map, and a few minutes later, the video ends, the sun is up, the phone rings and it's your boss wondering if you died.

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:47 am
by foodfactorio
is that the 10 hours one? :)

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:52 am
by featherwinglove
foodfactorio wrote:
Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:47 am
is that the 10 hours one? :)
Yup...

I just posted a comment on Youtube in response to "Another good enough from Bethesda that ended up biting them in the ass" with "Biter is the enemy of good enough."

Re: You know you play Factorio too much when...

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:21 pm
by Mauslag PIngman
https://youtu.be/6GkdCiqsFUI?t=26 Some music

Child protective services knocks on your door because they want to talk to you about an incident at school and the naming convention of your children, but you don't think there's anything odd about naming your sons Biter, Buffer, Splitter and Blue Express and you've already told Splitter his name is Splitter not Spitter and its not okay to spit at the other children so that shouldn't happen again. In any case its the brats at school who keep calling him Spitter instead of Splitter, which is what started the whole incident. Frankly, you're having a heck of time rounding up your dogs MK2 and Roboport who seem to have been set off by the visit from the CPS lady, the helicopters and the blaring general alarm. You'd appreciate it if she and the sheriff called in advance. "Don't really see why any of this is necessary" you protest as they carry you out to the van handcuffed and ankle tied. Just before they throw you in the back you notice a few cops standing in a semicircle around a pile of something on the ground next to whats left of your experimental acid spray defense turret.