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Instead of bringing the statellite the robot reseted his CMOS and came back with nothing.

I order one green circuit.

The robots thought you said "Red circuit" and Factorio crashed because you have no red circuits.

I request 10 Flamer capsules (From Seven Industries)

Your bots bring you 7 flamer capsules (From Ten Industries)
You are standing just outside of the roboport's range so the bot just throws them to you.

I request my bots bring me some barrels of water so I can put out the fire.

Your bots bring you a large fish, it looks like an enraged sea bass.

I request my bots bring me a biter nest.

A behomoth biter spawns out of it after your logistic bots deliver it to you and you get eaten.

I want my logistic robots to bring me 50 barrels of oil

It is quite cold today so your bots thoughtfully set fire to them before delivery.

I request my bots bring me a fusion reactor

Some of the plasma hits a robot, which lets the reactor fall, causing a big explosion.

I request an inventory of concrete to fill the crater.

It seems that you have ran out of concrete, and the robots don't know how to make. The robots just hover above you.
I request a single yellow belt

The robot grabs 1 yellow belt and tries to bring it to you. But before it reaches you, the robot's ROM chip bursts into flames, making the robot forget everything it knows and falls to the ground, completely engulfed in flames.

I request 3 Repair Packs and an ABC rated Fire Extinguisher.

the robots are blinded from the fire and bring you 3 iron axes and a CO2 rated extinguisher.

I request a pair of sunglasses, a stick and some marshmellows

Your sunglasses, stick, and marshmallow were all mashed together

I request 304 iron ore

The robots detected there are some iron ore in your furnace, so they flied into the furnace and got fried.

I request 50 constant combinators.

Unfortunately your bots are dyslexic and bring you thermal one piece underwear.

I request a barrel of light oil.

Light oil barrel does not exist yet so the robots go forward in time to 0.15 to get it, but comes back with a fusion reactor that explodes your base.

I request 5 stacks of solidfuel to resupply the boilers before the power runs out.

the bots are carrying more than they can carry and overheat so the solid fuel catches fire and starts to burn down the entire factory

I request 10 offshore pumps to get the water to fight the fire

You didn't research robots (yet) so you are just a dumb man talking to himself
I request 100 blue,greed and red(each 100) science packs

The greed packs corrupt the bots, and they keep everything themselves.

I request an eagle to hunt those thieving drones down

Your bots can't find an eagle in Vanilla so they go into an infinite loop searching the mod portal.

I request a canister of oxygen and an iron chest full of sulphur

They bring you the sulfur. Since your inventory was already full, there is now a gigantic mess of sulfur spread all across your base. You feel fairly sure the canister of oxygen is somewhere in that mes, but good luck finding it.



I request that some bots take these 20 burner inserters back to the storage chests.

The bots pick up the burner inserters, but as they were also carrying coal the inserters started working and tried to pick up robot carrying it, destroying both, but managed to fall on a biter and kill it.

I request a combobulating discombobulator.