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The headphones are connected to an amplifier, which begins playing heavy metal on full volume. Your ear drums burst, so you now cannot hear anything.

I request Mahogany Doors.

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You get an oak door instead.

I request another Hacknet DLC

olafthecat wrote:The headphones are connected to an amplifier, which begins playing heavy metal on full volume. Your ear drums burst, so you now cannot hear anything.

who said that?

Sigma1 wrote:You get an oak door instead.
I request another Hacknet DLC

some of your Logistic Robots were still wearing headphones from the previous screeching noise, and did not hear you properly.... so instead of DLC for Hacknet, they bring you thousands of LCD tv screens, displaying the old game, NetHack

i request a joy stick to be able to play old games

You get a high-tech flight stick that is awful for old games.

I request the bots to remove their headphones and get me another Hacknet DLC. Again.

Sigma1 wrote:I request the bots to remove their headphones and get me another Hacknet DLC. Again.

The Bots try to parse your Request, but they get stuck trying to find a way through an infinite amount of new labyrinths, get overloaded and crash down.

I request a certain Tesla Roadster

Since the robots aren't sure which certain Tesla you want, they give all of them. But they thought you meant Tesla coil, so now you have a steel chest full of them.
I request a nuclear power setup to power the Tesla coils

Like the new icon

Your nuclear power plant glows and glows, and glows and glows... but without water, you'll have electricity woes!

And knowing not the nature of the contraption, I order a Botception! Logistics bots! Bring me 50 Construction bots!

The request gets muddled, and 50 Construction Bots start building Logistics Bots for you. Unfortunately, they run out of power halfway through as your nuclear power plant doesn't have any water so you're left with a pile of robot parts.

I request a broom.

The robots cut up a tree to make the stick, and stick some leaves to make the brush part. When you start cleaning the broom breaks and you left with a pile of wood on pile of robots parts

I request a flamethrower with a stack of flamethrower ammo to burn the debris

You get a flamethrower ammo with a stack of flamethrowers. The fuel is almost out in the ammo can, so it lasts for a second.

I request a vulnerable website.

Sigma1 wrote:I request a vulnerable website.

your robots create a website for the Mark 1 logistic bots who you gave an Emotion Bobs Module to some time ago, who have started feeling rather neglected since you forgot to manually pick them up to Upgrade them to a Mark2....but, the code from the Emotion modules gets somehow mixed into the website, and it becomes an evil A.I who takes over your factory.

on the bright side, it wasnt much of a factory, and just piles of half-burnt, half-constructed robot parts, with charcoal and singed leaves, and an empty flamer fuel canister shared among flamethrowers, so all is not lost


i request something to Recycle all these items into something cool

The bots recycle the items into something cool. It is a very large refridgerator.

I request a windows version of my mouse's driver that actually works. Do NOT touch the linux one, it works fine.

(yay thanks for getting something cool) i let someone else reply as i just had a go

Your bots access their legacy memory banks and try to get you a mouse that can drive but run out of battery power long before they reach Disneyland. Slow as molasses once they finally get there, they keep trying - and failing - to abduct Mickey. Sadly, Elmer Fudd misstakes the logistics bots for minions of Marvin the Martian and blasts them out of the sky with his twinbarrel.

I request some beers to put into the refrigerator! Let's put that to good use!

Factorio is PG-13 (I assume?) so you get Coke instead. Diet coke. The horror.

I request some mentos.

the bots thought you meant mean-dos, so the bots are mean and DDOS you.

I request more Carpenter Brut albums.

Your bots are not artistically inclined and instead interpret the request as "brutal carpenting". They bring you half an inventory's worth of boards.

I request a Burner Inserter, Boiler, Offshore Pump and Steam Engine to build a garbage disposal to get rid of all these boards.

The bots thought that you wanted a steam power system so they built a massive steam power plant that ate all your coal.
The black smoke they produced got picked up by the noses of every biter in 10 km radius. Now you dont have any coal for grenades and no steel for piercing rounds(they used all the iron for steam engines) and all the biters in the world are coming. Good luck...

I want some air cleaners from that mod to enable me to see the sun again.

The Eriksonn wrote:I want some air cleaners from that mod to enable me to see the sun again.

your robots try to clean the air for you, but somehow decide upon oxygen being the main contaminant of air, and remove most of it, leaving your air with lots of nitrogen instead, (which you already have plenty of, sitting in Storage containers.... after all, it must have a good use for it, probably, hopefully...)
Now in a low-oxygen environment, i request some super shoes to bring up my movement speed which is now at 25%...