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The robots farm weed.

I request an ion cannon.

you get a potato cannon and a bunch of ionizing radiation.

I request the bots to resurrect this thread.

The robots start doing CPR on this thread, but they don't know how and they kill it.
I request a fish, just one

Standing by the shore, the wind calmly swishing the organic matter around you. You wait, for even the eternity does not faze you. Robots are diving into the lake before you, sizzling once they hit the pollution tinged surface. A sudden rumbling followed by bubbling on the surface of the water follows. Then, hundreds of bots emerge from the frothy water, pulling behind then an enormous fish, one at least the same size as a whale. They drop it on top of you.

I request wood.

Your bots are gone for a while, then come back with the next forest they could find, holding it in their robot-grab-thingies. Have fun with 20M raw wood.

I request enough belts to replace all bots.
Shoutouts to TwinsenFlips

Your entire factory gets turned into a belt factory to produce enough belts. You drown in an ocean of belts while the bots escape the growing ball of belts that used to be a planet to earth.


I request ideas for spaceships for a game called Destination Sol.

You order your logistics robots to build spaceships, but they glitch and leave without you, destination, Sol.

I order an exploration craft with xenobiological science equipment.

your Logistics Robots manage to locate a portal to a planet called LV426, and bring back a fully grown Alien Queen....

they then construct a lovely Exploration craft all around you, including a very comfortable captains chair with arm and foot rests for you, and attach a sample of the alien's acid for blood, into a capsule at the front of your craft, to help you melt any hard rocks infront of your mountain exploration craft.....

they then decide to strap you in for safety, and then add an equally comfortable co-pilots chair, for the Alien Queen, (just to be fair), and then promptly place her into it, right beside you.... OH NOOO


i request my logistic robots to help me with a big cup of coffee

Kajanor wrote:Your bots are gone for a while, then come back with the next forest they could find, holding it in their robot-grab-thingies. Have fun with 20M raw wood.

I request enough belts to replace all bots.
Shoutouts to TwinsenFlips

Who is that?
Can't find them on the members list.

The robots make you a big cup of coffee, but then spill it all over you and your computer.
You are now burned and the computer is smoking.

I request a can of Nozz-A-La...

(hi olaf, ive seen a few avatars that look like the username was changed to another user... maybe the forum supports changing usernames now but i dont think thats a good idea)

btw i wont be able to play this Logistic game for a few days since the robots covered me and my computer in coffee lol

The Logistic robots did not hear you correctly, with all the noise that the robot engines are making, and instead they bring you a mod developer called Nexela he does not appear too happy due to the fact that they have stuffed him into a can...

I request an assember cabable of crafting a Fried Chicken shop

The robots see that no recipe of fried chicken shop is available, so they go for fried biters shop. While they research frying they go to hunt biters. But the biters are behemoth and the robots flee to you. The biters caught you and now there is an assembler machine that crafts fried human shop!

I request 100 Lazer turrets to kill the biters

foodfactorio wrote:btw i wont be able to play this Logistic game for a few days since the robots covered me and my computer in coffee lol

Can you fix it, or will you have to get a new one?
Either way

You get 100 Cell voice impressionists.
I request a de-coffeeinator to fix foodfactorio's computer.

You get a coffeeinator AKA a smart coffee maker that has it's language set to Deutsch (German).

I request textures for my RTG model.

Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator
Is that the thing Watney used to heat his rover up in The Martian?
I have read the book and watched the movie.
The book is better

You get a can of lead based black paint, to help block out the radiation.

I request the resurrection of BBC radio.

You wake up the next day. When you open your eyes you see a large circular object approaching you from above. "Here you go!" is written in large friendly letters on the surface of the object. Several seconds later the object crushes you. Then the bomb explodes, leaving nothing of you for anyone to ever discover.
Your bots have sucessfully resurrected Bomb Based Communicatoin.

I request none of these horrible, murderous bots to ever come close to me again.

Your murderous combat robots don't go near you. They instead zap you from safe distance.

I request all logistic bots to stop delivering memes, subjects, and items from anywhere except Factorio.

The bots try to get that for you, but they cannot figure out de wae. They ask you for the wae. Repeatedly. for 10 years

I request more metal to my music library.

The robots mine iron and copper ore and put it in your disk library.

I request a stable release of 0.16

The bots gently escort you to the statis pod in your crashed space ship. They put you in it and close the lid. They will get you out when they find out whatever "a stable 0.16" is. (They don't have ears so they don't hear your screams when you notice that the pod is broken and you will likely suffocate or starve before they come back to get you.)

I request my logistic bots to deconstruct all bacons.