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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:27 pm
by Sigma1
You get a weird blob of dough vaguely resembling a corn cob.
I request my cat to not want food for once.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:51 am
by Adeon Hawkwood
Your logistics bots swarm into the air and start hovering. After a moment you realize they are arranging themselves to form letters.
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I request a doggy to guard my factory.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:02 am
by olafthecat
Doggy want to receive:
- Common-dog-behaviors-explained.jpg (47.89 KiB) Viewed 7168 times
Doggy you actually get:
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I request a 4 slot toaster.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:16 pm
by Sigma1
The bots interpret toaster as a metaphor and you get the ship computer that caused you to get stranded on this planet. It has 4 PCI-E slots.
I request a small ramjet engine and a bunch of aluminum sheets, rivets and glass.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:15 pm
by The Eriksonn
The robots think that it would be more effective if they delivered it all at once, so you get a flying greenhouse made from aluminium. Your tomatoes got sucked into the engine and now you have smashed glass everywhere and a ketchup painted factory...
I request soap water, cleaning gloves, and a roomba.
Edit: Where did the robots get the tomateos from? I blame the cheat console...
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:44 pm
by Coffee2Code
The robots deliver you the base components and an assembler.
Robots, I call on thee to deliver me fish.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:35 am
by Adeon Hawkwood
The robots construct a salmon cannon to shoot the live fish at you.
I request that the bots do my Christmas shopping for me.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:46 am
by Sigma1
They get you a bunch of raw wood wrapped in gift wrap, because you didn't specify exactly what they should get.
I request a full-size citadel from Half-Life 2.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:42 am
by foodfactorio
Sigma1 wrote:I request a full-size citadel from Half-Life 2.
your robots start analysing the rate of half-life (hlSquared) that a full citadel would have, after half of its life, and decide that half of it could remain standing and in good shape... so they actually end up bringing you a half-destroyed citadel, made up of square stone bricks
I request a Construction Robot to be nice to a Logistics robot, as there has been some bickering lately
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:21 am
by aRatNamedSammy
the construction bot bring a gift to the logistic bot, a nuclear missile activated to exploded in 10 seconds
i request bots to sabotage santa's sled, and deliver all gifts to me
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:56 pm
by olafthecat
They succeed in there mission, but the sleigh smashes into and destroys most of your factory.
You also now have angry reindeer to deal with as well as aliens.
I request 12 partridges, 22 doves, 30 hens, 36 calling birds, 40 golden rings, 42 geese, 42 swans, 40 maids, 36 ladies, 30 lords, 22 pipers and 12 drummers.
In total: 364 gifts!
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:31 pm
by TRUEpicness
you get your items but there are no pear trees to go with the partridges
i request some pear tree saplings to grow some pear trees for the partridges
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:16 am
by HammerPiano
Since there are no pear trees or saplings in the Factorio world, the robots just give you some raw wood.
I request another FFF
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:00 pm
by The Eriksonn
You are a day too early and the robots give you a time machine to go forward 24 hours and get it yourself.
The machine was not a time machine but a space machine and transports you 24 light-hours to the east.
You got into space without a rocket, yay... what one of all these dots is now home?...
I request a lvl 3 assembler and productivity modules
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:50 pm
by TRUEpicness
the bots grab the AM3 and the prod modules but they cant find you because your are 24 light hours away to the east
also you find 1000 space science packs just floating around in space
i request the bots and construction bots to build a factory that can make a rocket to go and fetch you
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:52 pm
by HammerPiano
The robots fly up and fetch you themselves, and they forget about the rocket.
I request the robots to build and launch a satellite
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:59 pm
by olafthecat
The robots launch a rocket, drag a passing asteroid down to the planet and strap a bunch of rocket boosters to it. They then launch it into space.
I request The smallest Quadcopter in the world.
Note: I know what you mean and you refer to them as artificial satellites, otherwise they can be any object. The earth is a satellite of the sun!
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:52 pm
by Sigma1
You get four tiny Apache helicopter models.
I request more salad options to our school cafeteria.
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:21 am
by aRatNamedSammy
the bots accidently hit the fridge and destroy most of the kitchen. only the fryer and pizza oven remain intact!!
i request one of the new explosive device for cliff
Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:41 pm
by Gergely
They will deliver it as soon as 0.16 is released.
I request the first release of 0.16