Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

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They bring you a piece of raw wood.

I request a train.
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As they bring you the train, you smile and say, "I like trains," causing the train to get destroyed and you to get run over. In urgently request 100 fish.
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You get your fish but discover that your logistic bots have drained a small pond keeping your steam power plant working

I request 1 land fill to, err...well, fill in the hole
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your bots proudly bring you your 1 landfill but if not enough to fill in the hole

i request 1 nuclear reactor and some fuel cells
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The fuel cells were damaged by biters in transit so you now have radiation poisoning.
Also the reactor is too heavy for them to carry them to carry, so they give you the components for it so that you can craft it yourself.

I request a locomotive
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The logistic bots start laying track toward you and you soon realize that the train you wanted is coming for you, and you are in the center of the tracks...

I request black noise
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I had to look this up...
12 hours worth of black noise was delivered, but all at once, therefore crashing your computer and breaking your sound system
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Your bots bring you this link to download Factorio 1.0: www.kovarex.com/download/Factorio-preal ... gns1RE.zip

I request nothing. I'll just get everything myself. Let's see those bots screw this up.

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The bots try to give you nothingness. They start by removing the air surrounding you. I request a blueprint of air and a bottle of oxygen.
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The bots cannot find any air to blueprint, so they don't bring the blueprint. They also can't bottle oxygen, because there is no air, so they bring you a bottle of petroleum fumes.
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(new to page)
dont forget to make a request for your Logistic Robots :)
(also me from the mod portal - im not dustine lol) = https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Dustine/ ... ssion/9108
my 1st Mod Idea :) viewtopic.php?f=33&t=50256

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I request 500 Blue belts and 100 Electric furnaces

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Your bots bring you 500 blue belts, and arrange them around you in a sort of funnel trap design. Every way you run, the blue belts push you inexorably towards the inferno of 100 furnaces...

I hastily request deconstruction of the power poles near the furnaces.

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The bots don't do anything. they ignore you as they aren't construction bots.

I request water to short circuit the furnaces.
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Unfortunately, in their hast to bring you the water, two bots crash, short-circuiting nearly your entire bot network and drenching you, but entirely missing the furnaces. I request 5 exoskeletons and a portable fusion reactor, along with a suit of power armor mk. 2.
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What!? :o
Are you trying to rip of iron man!
The logistic bots bring you the exoskeletons, the portable fusion reactor and the power armour, but when you put it on, the water shorty circuits the suit, leaving you trapped inside.

I request 4 inserters to help remove the ruined armour.
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The bots bring 4 filter inserters. But they are set to iron plates and do nothing on you and the exoskeletons.

I request a constant combinator to reconfigure them.

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The constant combinatory came pre loaded with skynet.
Good luck trying to deal with that...

I request a few spools of red wire
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Due to the undefined terms "spool" and "few", the skynet crashes. You're safe, but in their attempts to fulfil their demands, the bots almost choked you with a piece of red wire in the air.

I request a deconstruction planner to deconstruct the wires and their connection to the electrical grid...
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Your printer spits out an A4 sheet of paper with the words 'deconstruction planner' printed onto it.
Underneath it says "do it your flippin' self" in very small, bold, underlined, italic text.

I request a Taser to get the rebelling robots back in line.
Gonna start playing again with 0.16 build.
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