Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

[n7m6e7]

You didn't request anything, so your bots interpret your request as "bring me nothing". They manage to retrieve the absence of matter and energy, resulting in the localized universe collapsing into fill the void. Hitting you with the weight of all existence, while only destroying a single tile in the process, by stretching adjacent tiles to fill it.

I request my bots to bring me a rocket silo.

[Gergely]

Your logistic bots bring you a rocket silo.

I request my bots to bring me your rocket silo and deconstruct it if necessary.

[n7m6e7]

They bring you my rocket silo.
But it's a crappy silo that explodes on launch attempt.

I request more logistics bots

[Adeon Hawkwood]

The logistic bot collects a logistic bot which grabs a third logistic bot which in turn grabs a fourth bot and so on until the last bot attempts to grab the first bot. The resulting circle of logistics bots starts to move towards you but due to a pathfinding issue each bot takes a different route and the resulting confusion causes the bots to crash.

I request a locomotive towing a tanker car full of sulfuric acid for my uranium mine.

[TRUEpicness]

the bots bring the loco and the tanker but their is no acid in it

i request a pump some pipes and a storage tank to make a pumping station

[Kayanor]

Your robots bring you the requested pump and pipes, but instead of a storage tank they bring you a tank (the vehicle with the cannon).

I request 500 wood for some dank memes.

[eradicator]

Your robots bring you 500 logs of wood as requested.... As you grab the first log to start building, the log in your hand, and all the other ones on the ground, suddenly start to grow twigs at an astonishing speed. You try to run away but they've already grabbed your legs and you can not move. The logs quickly grow into a mature forest and you are the manure. The living forest then starts to slowly overgrow all your machines, sticking twigs in all the gears, and covering all the transport belts in leaves. Your factory is never seen again.

I request a dismantled flying robot frame to fix my broken car.

[olafthecat]

They cannot find robot frame as they had all been made into robots to transport the frame.
Also why do you need the frame for fixing a car, the recipe doesn't contain one.

I request the return of harumbe

[Sigma1]

The robots can't find "harumbe" in their libraries so they bring you a gorilla that speaks in Arumba's voice.

I request an Arch Linux x64 iso image.

[olafthecat]

Not really sure what you are talking about.
The robots blast you with an arc welder.

I request 20 fish.

[eradicator]

Your robots attach 20 fission inducing superheaters to your modular armor. When they plug the cables in you instantly evaporate.

I demand this hellhole of a planet be frozen over. Yesterday!

[olafthecat]

Yesterday!

Yes, I know you posted then, but have some patience!

The robots extract the planet's molten core and eject it into space.
When it has it's next ice age, it will not have the core to stop it from freezing over forever.

I request more What If scenarios.

[foodfactorio]

I request more What If scenarios.

What If... there was a knock at your door, and it was Arumba asking you for a "teenie weenie bit of propeenie"?
that would be cool actually

(anyone who saw the playlist series from here, will know how funny it would be)
https://youtu.be/lqlArgSJvbI?t=713

[olafthecat]

You didn't request for something!

[The Eriksonn]

neither did you...

I request flamethrower turrets and speed modules

[olafthecat]

The flamethrower turrets still contain fuel for some reason, leading them to explode on placing due to faulty electronics.
As for the speed modules, they explode on impact with debris from the turrets.

I request a wheel of fine, seasoned brie (a French cheese) along with crackers.

[Sigma1]

You get a 1kg lump of edam. and some toast, because the bots ran out of crackers.


I request a cup of green tea.

[TRUEpicness]

they give you a green science pack and say "enjoy" to you

i request some red tea that isnt a red science pack

[Adeon Hawkwood]

The bots get some Fast Belts and arrange them into a T shape.

I request 200 Land Mines.

[olafthecat]

The robots dig 200 holes in the ground.
What they are mining for, I have no idea.
Probably just dirt.
Sips would be overjoyed...

I request a good Cornish Pasty!