Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

[Xtrafresh]

Your robots Nyan their way to the store, bring you a pair of headphones, and then release an EMP pulse. Sadly, this breaks the headphones, but not the robots, and they Nyan on.

I request a Matrix sequel movie.

[foodfactorio]

[olafthecat]

The robots spend many years creating The Matrix: A pointless Sequel.
However, they conclude, after wasting hundreds of hours on the project, that what they have made, is a monster.
They must burn it with fire.
To do this, they over heat their miniature reactor cores and kill themselves to get rid of their creation.
It however, due to it's recently acquired immortality, survives the encounter and decides to hunt down it's creator and kill it.
In this case, you.
A plot very much similar to Frankenstein then unfolds.

I request 12 electric motors.

[Sigma1]

You get 12 electric motors. They are rated for 0.5V at 0.25A, which means you can't plug them into anything without frying them or using resistors, which you don't have the resources for.

I request a computer store that has a keyboard I want in stock.

[olafthecat]

Your robots ask you why you just didn't order it online
They then slap you in the face and go rogue.

I request 10 land fills

[Kayanor]

The robots ask themselves why you would need only 10 landfills, and give you 10 stacks of them.

I request some logistic storage chests to upgrade my central storage area.

[The Eriksonn]

The robots build the chests but they are requester chests and each of the 500 requesters request 500 storage cheats each...
this results in the robots realising how slow your 1 assembler for storage chests is and they rebuild your entire base for the sole purpose to Craft storage chests.
you now have 250k storage chests and about 1000 more gets produced every second. Congratulations to the most storage anyone has ever had!

I request 50 substations

[Adeon Hawkwood]

You don't have enough substations in storage so the bots take them from your solar panel field instead. The lack of power causes your laser turrets to shut down. You get eaten by a biter.

I request 100 cluster grenades.

[olafthecat]

You do not have any cluster grenades in storage so the robots give you 1000 normal grenades instead.

I request Grand Tour Season 2.

[Kayanor]

The robots sadly have no Amazon Prime subscription and give you a random item from the logistic storage instead.
This happens to be a burner inserter.

I request 1000 concrete to build some basic paths.

[Sigma1]

The concrete is in blocks, each being one cubic meter in volume. You get crushed under a pile of 1000 of these blocks.

I request a 300mm x 1500mm plate of knife steel, an angle grinder and a belt sander.

[Jap2.0]

Unfortunately, they simmply drop the tools on top of the pile of concrete.

I request the concrete to be broken up into easily placable chunks and moved 200 feet away from me.

[foodfactorio]

Your robots start breaking up the concrete, but some stone chips fly up and hit the central command robot, and it makes a mistake with your 2nd request...
It then issues wireless commands to the rest of the robots, which then promptly build you a teleportation device, which makes your feet vanish and appear 200 feet away

i request assistance for Sigma1 to help find their missing Signature

[olafthecat]

Moderators assemble!

I request more orangyness in our world. (Splash some paint around, anything! )

[eradicator]

A horde of logistic robots refitted with surgeon tools straps you to the ground. They then remove all photoreceptor cells from your eyes and replace them with orange ones. Congratualtions, everything you can still see is orange now!

I demand the lawn be mowed!

[Adeon Hawkwood]

The logistics bots pave over the lawn with concrete.

I request the Spanish Inquisition to investigate why the logistics bots are so broken.

[olafthecat]

So ...your asking a group of Racist, Spanish, 16th century, censoring autocrats, to analyse robots from the future and work out why they are broken.
Lets just say that a group of zombies tries to analyse them instead, as Factorio is set hundreds of years after their deaths.
So this happens and they tear all of your robots to pieces.
They then said about trying to eat you as well.

I request soundproofing, as my neighbours party w-a-y to hard at night.

[Sigma1]

The robots bring a speaker to your house from the party, for proof about the existence of sound.

I request a periodic table poster that is NOT half Finnish and half English, but fully in either of them instead.

[eradicator]

Your robots use up all your stone bricks to construct a gigantic periodic table that is easily read from the map view. However they run out of bricks during construction. The periodic table is missing all of the gasses - robots don't understand what gasses are - and a few other random elements. The remaining elements are all completely Finnish(ed) though.

I request two stacks of cobblestone and a diamond pickaxe.

[foodfactorio]

Your robots bring you the Cobblestone as requested, but misinterpret your request for the pickaxe...
they bring you a toy pickaxe made of plastic, but it does happen to have a sticker with a picture of the actor Lou "Diamond" Phillips on it