Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby olafthecat » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:03 am

PLS sticky this topic!
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby QGamer » Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:21 am

The robots don't have any tasers because you forgot to put the passive provider chest inside the network. And the defiant robots are not back in line, instead they are flying in circles.

olafthecat wrote:PLS sticky this topic!

The robots also bring you some glue and stick you to the ground so you can't move. And they glue the A4 paper to your arm.

I request a car and 5 stacks of rocket fuel so I can drive to the other side of the planet and escape the logistic network.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby olafthecat » Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:04 am

The robots combine two of the most amazing items in the game, the rocket and the car, to create a rocket car.
It is capable of exceeding mach 2.
When topped up with rocket fuel, it can circulate the planet.
When you get in and start the engine, it also triggers the powerful rocket boosters, thrusters and RCS units, accelerating you to top speed in under a second, crushing you against the seat, causing your bones to disintegrate, your blood to boil and your organs to turn into liquidified meat.
This obviously kills you, instantly, and because of this slight handicap, you get to miss the most amazing thing anyone will ever experience.
Traveling at these ridiculous speeds mean that even a pebble out of place can cause your roaring machine of death and the world of Factoria has plenty of those.
It also has trees, big rocks and very angry aliens.
What you crash into is not any of those things, it is a wooden ramp.
Created by a long lost civilization before the biters, spitters and worms, this is the only object that remains of their existence.
When your car of mass destruction hits it, which it does about 1 millisecond after launch, it goes flying up in the air, turning the ramp into dust and not only sending your car into orbit, but into space.
Your car at this point is going at escape velocity, so it will never see this planet again and neither will you.
You have finally reached space and yet you will never be able to witness it.
Let's start again from scratch.

I request a furnace and a burner miner to get you started.

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby TRUEpicness » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:30 am

nothing happens because there are no bots and there are no drills or furnaces in storage or passive provider chests

i request the there is no spoon achievement
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby olafthecat » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:54 am

You wake up in a vat full of sour smelling chemicals, with wires plugged into every part of your body...
I think you know what happens next :geek:

I request the staff of epic film references! :D
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby TRUEpicness » Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:44 pm

the robots start their journey to fulfill your request

they'll be back...


i request short circuit 3 (film)
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Impatient » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:05 pm

But the robots compute "To heck with that." We rather bring "Surrogates". Because we want to be like humans. We actually can not be like humans, but we try to get as close as possible by showing the appearance of Bruce Willis and let us be controlled by Bruce Willis.

This all makes as much sense as a human wanting to be like a robot and therefor dressing like a robot and allowing to be controlled by a computer.

Bruce, hearing from earth that there are robots somewhere, willing to bring at least something, requests duct tape and a fresh undershirt.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby TRUEpicness » Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:21 pm

the robots bring the duct tape and the undershirt to bruce...
but they find bruce banner instead, and because floating robots annoy him he turns into the hulk and destroys them all

i request Thor to punish the hulk
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby olafthecat » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:41 pm

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Well......not what you asked for, BUT EAT IT!

I request snazzy new UI: https://www.factorio.com/blog/post/fff-212
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