Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby kinnom » Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:57 am

The bots give up trying to understand you and go learn quantum mechanics.

I request a repair kit.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Overene » Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:08 am

It is opposite day and your logistic robots give you a deconstruction planner instead.

I request a flamethrower.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Xeanoa » Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:39 pm

The logistic bots dump a lit flamethrower and lots of ammo on you, dousing the entire area.

I request the logistic bots assemble an assembly machine assembling logistic bots.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby ChurchOrganist » Sun Dec 18, 2016 2:50 pm

The logistic bots immediately realise this is a job for construction bots, and merely hover round a roboport waiting to charge.

I request 50 construction bots.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby MaKaNu » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:47 pm

Your logistic Bot realize -- still hovering above the roboport -- that they still dont able to construct an assembly machine to build the requested construction bots. They continue hovering and waiting for recharge.

I request from my bots some uranium 235.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby kinnom » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:23 pm

due to bad rng, you still haven't gotten a single piece of U235, and your bots just hang out forever.

I request 4000 concrete and red circuits
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby kyletheinilater » Sat May 06, 2017 3:09 pm

Your Logistics robots tried to bring you the concrete but scattered it across the map. You got your red circuit but realized they were painted green ones.

I order my logistics robots to bring me 1 landfill.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Thu May 18, 2017 6:53 pm

The dirt ground down some of the bot's gears, and the bot started spinning uncontrollably and crashed into your new nuke factory, which exploded.

I request the bot that will answer to my request
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby The Eriksonn » Fri May 19, 2017 11:28 am

The roboport network tries to get a result from this paradox but after about 5 minutes every roboport burns up instead. You get nothing but a burned and lonley robot that does not work.

I request a centrifuge, 40 good uranium and 3 bad uranium and a bunch of combinators. And a substation.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:30 am

Since nobody else has continued, I'll just do it.

Your bots accidentally drop the uranium in the centrifuges, which gets power from the substation and start spinning, and break because the robot experiences turbulence. The centrifugal force sends all the uranium flying, and now your factory is a nuclear wasteland. You just get radioactive combinators.

I request 1000 000 landfill to bury this radioactive wasteland, and Half-Life 3 to play while some non-broken bots are placing the landfill.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby ChurchOrganist » Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:21 am

The radioactive fallout fries the bots as they bring the landfill.

This does have the effect of burying the nuclear wasteland, but means there are no bots left to fulfil further requests.

You find a crate on the ground containing 8 iron plates, a burner miner and a stone furnace.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby HammerPiano » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:27 pm

The robots have no idea what you requested so they shutdown and fall on your head
I request a phone charger, but no an iphone charger
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:22 am

The bots bring you a turbocharger keyring to attach to your phone.

I request 10 construction bots and 100 repair packs to fix the broken logistic bots.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Jap2.0 » Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:01 am

Unfortunately, the bots' batteries were damaged. Trying to fix them with the gears and circuits from the repair packs electrocuted all your bots, damaged and (previously) undamaged, except one which I now call upon to bring me some batteries to fix the other bots.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby olafthecat » Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:44 am

The logistic robot brings you the batteries, but by the you realise where they come from your defence grid is already down and your factory is being savaged by biters

I request 100 defence robots to help defend the factory
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Sat Jul 08, 2017 6:48 pm

You get the bots, but they are missing weapons.

I request 100 SMGs to bolt on the bots.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby olafthecat » Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:46 pm

During transportation one of the robots accidently presses the trigger of one of the guns, the flying bullets from which hitting a nearby nuclear reactor.
This sets off a chain explosion resulting in the destruction of the rest of your biter ravaged base.

I request 10 iron plates, burner miner and a furnace to start over.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Jap2.0 » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:19 pm

Unfortunately, all your equipment was lost during the explosion, so your bots bring you a pile of rubble. I request 1000 iron ore, 200 copper ore, and 100 stone.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby Sigma1 » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:05 am

You are out of ores so the bots bring you 1300 wood.
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Re: Your Logistic Robots Are Broken! [Forum Game]

Postby olafthecat » Sun Jul 16, 2017 4:58 pm

The wood catches fire due to the robot's servo motors over heating

I request I miner to gather ore to replace the lost stuff
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